Cannibalism
OK real quick, there were some little birdies outside my window here at work today, and they were looking up at me like they were hungry. All I had was some chicken so I broke it up into small little pieces and fed it to them.
Then I realized what I had done. Oh my goodness. I was feeding CHICKEN to BIRDS! Ewww.
Morality and right and wrong aside, just the yuck factor alone was really creeping me out. I went and scared them all away, but most of the chicken was eaten by that time.
Now their all just sitting out there looking at me. I think they liked it. What have I done?
(just in case anyone is taking me seriously, I don't really give a rats behind about the birds eating chicken, although I did really chase them away I'm just working for like the bazillionth day in a row and my mind is wandering. Tomorrow it's back to the topics ya'll wrote in about. Monday it's glow in the dark froggie boxer shorts yeaaahh.)

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