Is this A Normal Conversation?

ME: Mmm, hey, that air freshener smells good.

MONICA: You know I read somewhere that a new restaurant just opened up somewhere around here, and they serve calf fries.

ME: You would get an air freshener that smells like sugar cookies when we’re on a diet.

MONICA: I don’t understand how anybody eats those things.

ME: It smells like vanilla. Next time I make sugar cookies I’m going to use extra vanilla.

MONICA: I mean just thinking about it makes me sick. Ewww.

ME: Cause that would make them smell like…What?! What are you talking about?

MONICA: Calf fries. You know fried calf testicles. Who would want to eat them? Why? What are you talking about?

ME: Sugar cookies…Well, YOU eat snails.

MONICA: You mean Escargot? But that’s different.

ME: They're snails!

MONICA: Yeah but at least they're not testicles. I don’t see how guys eat them. I mean biting one in half,(Makes biting motion with her teeth) doesn’t that just make you cringe?

ME: (Me getting uncomfortable look on my face) well it does NOW. Look, I don’t want to talk about this anymore.

MONICA: OK… Besides, we can’t have sugar cookies anyway. We’re on a diet.

I would just like to add that Monica is being a "Kiss Nazi" today. I keep chasing her around the house trying to get a kiss, but she has a little cold and says that she's afraid that she'll give it to me, But I don't get sick very often so I don't care. I've gotten close a couple of times but she's too quick. I go in for the lips and I get the cheek. It's so sad. :(

Go ahead, say something about the picture. You know you want to. :) It's ok she gave me permission to post it. (besided I don't need permission, I'm the boss in my house. Isn't that right Honey?)